Every so often, I receive emails by someone pretending to be a high-flying agent so bowled over by my apparent genius that they're falling over themselves to promote my books. In the initial email, no fee is ever mentioned; this would come later, once they'd hooked an unsuspecting mark with their polished patter. Well, have a chuckle over this latest one, which referenced Black Magick: 13 Tales of Darkness, Horror and the Occult in the email's subject line:- Dear Adele, I hope you’re having a productive week. My name is XXX , and I represent XXX XXX   XXX . We specialize in spotlighting exceptional literary works and the visionaries behind them, providing a platform where meaningful storytelling meets an engaged, global audience. I recently came across your book, and I was particularly impressed by the depth of your narrative and the clear intentionality behind your message. It is rare to find work that resonates so effectively beyond the page, a quality that aligns per...