Thursday, 15 July 2010

If They WILL Knock on My Door....

Conversation between a door-to-door schoolleaver salesman and me:-

Me: Can I help you?

Salesman: Don't worry, I'm not a salesman. This is free.

Me: Oh?

Salesman: All it is, is that we're doing roofing....

Me: Free roofing?

Salesman: Erm, no. I mean the quote's free. Someone will come out to you to give you a free quote.

Me (with evil grin): Ah, so you're the sales guy to has sell me a sales guy!

Salesman: Erm, well, erm, yes, I mean no, I mean...

Me (putting the poor kid out of his misery): No thanks! But thanks anyway.

Salesman (smiling with relief): Oh, ok then.

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