This article was originally published on Hubpages in December 2009. Hattie and Joyce are ISA Warren hens (AKA ISA Brown), a hybrid breed known for their placid characters and for reliable egg-laying. Named after Hattie Jacques and Joyce Grenfell, they are cheerful ladies who know exactly when it's feeding time. Penny and Felicity are Silver-laced Wyandottes, named after the actors in The Good Life. You'll notice all our hens are female. Local bylaws often curtail keeping cockrells in residential areas due to their piercing cockadoodling.* The hens enjoy sunbathing, (on their sides with one leg stuck up in the air), and a cuddle. Fresh snails rooted out from under a plant pot are considered heaven indeed, as are woodlice, slugs, ants - especially flying ants - worms, and insects of most kinds. Happy hens will lay eggs without a cockerel being around. If you have neighbours who are likely to object to cocka-doodle-doing, then make sure you only buy hens. Here in England, the law...