Conversation between two toddlers, overheard when walking past with my dogs:-
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: Going shopping.
Boy: Can I come too?
Girl: Ok. (Steps to one side and looks determinedly at the garden hedge.)
Boy: What are you doing now?
Girl: Now we’re at the mall and we’re going to buy baby girl clothes.
Boy: ( Looks at the teddy in a toy pram and seems puzzled.) How do you know it’s a girl teddy?
Girl: Because her name’s Susan.