Sunday, 11 March 2007

Requiem for a Garden Gnome

Emily has just eaten another garden gnome. I kid you not. His head has been completely torn off, and so have his feet. She was energetically chomping his watering can when I caught her. Not for nothing is she also known as Beelzepup.

Snow White now has only five companions. Anyone wishing to apply for either of these posts should do so in writing. An ability to look ornamental in a knee-length beard and funny hat is desirable. Life insurance not included.

A spot of news: I now have a small column on the Wirral Globe’s on-line newspaper, which I aim to update each Wednesday. This local free newspaper is delivered throughout the Wirral peninsula. Take a peek at:- and then click on ‘Eblogs’ then on ‘Your Blogs’.

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