We're still waiting for a bloke to fix our boiler.  It went off and wouldn't relight, which it's done a few times before - something to do with water  pressure dropping inside the boiler, which can be fixed by twiddling a button which usually doesn't do a bloomin' thing, (apart from when the bloke twiddles it, when it behaves instantly).   So this time he had a proper look at it, and got it working temporarily while he ordered a valve which he said was missing. It worked  for a day then conked out again.   He put the valve on and it was supposed to be fixed. "But it might leak a bit," he said. I got home from  work, went to see what he'd done, and ran for a bucket.  So we called him back. "Oh, there're two washers missing," he said, only they come in bags of fifteen, "so you'll have a lot of spares." Ha ha ha. So now we're still waiting for a bag of washers to arrive at his suppliers, (does he mean via eBay?!!), and th...